These quotes are all apparently real. I’m so afraid of our legal system now…
ATTORNEY > : Now doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS > : Did you actually pass the bar exam?
And just in case that didn’t scare you, here’s another
ATTORNEY > : She had three children, right?
WITNESS > : Yes.
ATTORNEY > : How many were boys?
WITNESS > : None.
ATTORNEY > : Were there any girls?
Read more: The AmigaMCCC News — September 2007
Photography by Joe Gratz