We can all learn a little more about ourselves. Even when we have achieved the pinnacle of self-awareness there’s always one place that we can turn to gain further enlightenment. Yes it is the Interwebz and this is what it had to say about me. This is crucial information and I will now die a happy man knowing this stuff.
First up we’ve got the Wild Me. As you can see here I have shark teeth, frog arms, and a snake body. It’s also important to note that I am wearing an AC/DC shirt but due to copyright infringement issues I had to leave out the letters. Especially cool is my flaming hair. I like hair fire it’s pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, I have those crazy ears too. Those enable me to hear underwater and are apparently supposed to be inside of my head not outside. Lastly, my eyes are very very tiny. This is from squinting a lot after long nights of coding in the dark.
I’m sure I probably don’t have to explain this one because of the stark resemblance to my actual real world self, but in case you didn’t get it, it’s the Simpsons Me. It’s obvious from looking at this picture that I am fat and pink. Oh wait, that’s the Spider Pig. I love the Spider Pig.
I’m the one sporting the rad razorblade haircut. Seriously, people have died on it. My eyes are so huge because my pants are so tight. That is because I am getting fat but you cant tell because my shirt is squeezing it all in. The skull and crossbones is basically where my super-powers originate from. It’s like a Care Bear (/me nods @Alejandro) but better. And it makes me super tough so you better watch out.
Well as you can see, the Interwebz is totally nailed me. The moral of the story is always trust the Interwebz. Thank you and good night.