Sunday Superquote: Why Men Are Happier

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This post has stuff about politics and a previous relationship. My perspective has changed

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You donÂ’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Her Wedding dress – $5000. Your Tux rental – $100. People never stare at your chest when youÂ’re talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch (or fart)is practically expected. New shoes donÂ’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Read the rest at The Yellow Llama.