Sunday Superquote: Mitch Hedberg

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I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.
Mitch Hedberg

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don’t call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips…
Mitch Hedberg

Via Involution

In case you don’t like to read, you could always watch a video. But I think Involution got all the funniest quotes.