Unfortunately Dustin

Posted on

I stole this idea from Steve’s blog. Type “Unfortunately [Your Name]” into Google and report the results. If you think it’s lame that I’m doing this, check out my untagged-meme-justification philosophy.
* Unfortunately Dustin’s opponent was unable to continue after sustaining a broken hand. This is the second fight Dustin has won due to his very hard melon.

  • Unfortunately, Dustin has no acting experience since his mother does not approve of the theater…

  • Unfortunately Dustin will have to go under the knife next week to make sure he’s eligible for his next career choice…

  • Unfortunately, Dustin hurt himself and had to leave the Cirque du Soleil, but he wasn’t shattered: he had learned a great deal…

  • Unfortunately Dustin developed a rash within the first week (allergic reaction) and had to be taken off.

  • Unfortunately Dustin has no time for other hobbies as he takes his racing career very seriously.

  • Uunfortunately Dustin (our drummer) couldn’t be with us , because he was off in Toronto jumping around in spandex…