It’s late, I’m driving on the highway (not at this moment) and some guy is riding my ass. I need to exit so I kindly flip on my turn signal to get into the exit lane (and with a quarter mile to spare). Of course he gets into the turn lane and won’t let me over. I wait, and wait, and wait. We’re closing in on the gore zone so I lay into the horn.
It wasn’t until after he decided to speed up and let me over that I realized he was a cop. And he even flashed his emergency lights at me as if to say I had done something. There’s another tick on the “cops are assholes” board.