My Favorite Comedies of All Time, EVAR

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This post has stuff about religion and a previous relationship. My perspective has changed

Movies become my favorite movies mostly when they are filled with random, quotable humor. There’s nothing that pleases me more that to exclaim some seemingly inexplicable quotation at unexpected times during the day. These movies are mostly that sort of thing, although not so much so that they don’t make any sense. I hereby do present to thee, my favorite comedies of all time, EVAR (with quotes).

#1: Three Amigos

Three Amigos

I used to watch this movie over and over again. I would actually finish it, rewind it (yes it was on VHS ), and then watch it over again. Good times :)

Rodrigo: Can I have your watch when you are dead?

#2: Billy Madison

Billy Madison

I love this movie. It’s so crude and so wrong in so many ways but still I love it.

Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub] Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.

#3: So I Married an Axe Murderer

So I Married an Axe Murderer

I actually have an mp3 of the following quote…

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy’s heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you’re going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it’s own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: > HEAD > ! > MOVE > !

Stuart Mackenzie: I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

#4: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This movie is so incredibly quotable that I can’t even begin to do it justice. That and most of the great quotes are very long. I bid you farewell with this last quote:

French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.