This post has stuff about a previous relationship. My perspective has changed
(caption) When I think about a man: truck, dogs not cats, gun, strong, likes the bathroom, beer, sports, smelly, armpit hair, pocket knife, likes cereal, eats a lot, likes boobies, smells the butt of jeans to determine cleanliness, protects.
So my wife randomly grabs her notebook, semi-secretively writes something down on it, and then hands it to me. This a partial list of what she thinks of when she thinks about a man.