Wednesdays

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This post has stuff about a previous relationship. My perspective has changed

I’ve always had a good feeling about Wednesdays—as if there was some undercurrent of goodness about the day itself. It’s a nice day of the week: Solidly in the middle, typically a sign that the week is coming to a close, and almost never associated with stupid statements such as “the Mondays.” I never knew why until today though. It’s because I was born on a Wednesday! Yay! So in celebration of my birth day (not my birth date) I have prepared the following statement:

I, Dustin Boston, hereby do declare that the day that is known as Wednesday shall be deemed a Holiday. Wednesday shall be celebrated weekly in accordance with the guidelines outlined herein. Yea and thine acquittance shalt not be granted from this deed as it is an interminable burden which ye shall carry upon this reading. And lo how the days and nights shall pass and thou with no leisure to descry wilt cry under thine heavy load, “Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”, but thou shalt not be released for ever and ever. And now by the power given to me, according to my will, I now pronounce you man and wife.