Life was not peachy at the Peach Festival

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Welcome banner outside the Schnepf Farms Peach Festival
Schnepf Farms Peach Festival, by .

Not to be a total complaining whiner here, but…

We had a fucking horrible time at the Schnepf Farms Peach Festival. They should rename it The Schnepf Farms Waiting In Lines While Getting Roasted By The Hottest Possible, Earth Scotching, Desert Sun To Pay $22 For Hard Green Peaches While Your Poor Kids Melt Down And Your Spouse Gets Sun Poisoning Festival. Oh and there’s no ATM in sight.