15 Manly Traits (From My Wife’s Point of View)

Mary's notebook When I think about a man: truck, dogs not cats, gun, strong, likes the bathroom, beer, sports, smelly, armpit hair, pocket knife, likes cereal, eats a lot, likes boobies, smells the butt of jeans to determine cleanliness, protects.

So my wife randomly grabs her notebook, semi-secretively writes something down on it, and then hands it to me. This a partial list of what she thinks of when she thinks about a man.

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This entry was written by Dustin Boston, posted on August 9, 2008 at 12:41 am, filed under Life and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

4 Comments

  1. Stanley Zebell
    Posted August 9, 2008 at 8:03 am | Permalink

    OK. My wife apparently agrees with your wife. I don’t know if it would be a good idea to introduce the two or not.

    Keep up the good work.

  2. db
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:29 am | Permalink

    This is freakin’ hilarious! #14 cracks me up…a little too much truth to this list. =0)

  3. Virilitas
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    Ha ha. Priceless. Save the list for your sons.

  4. Andrew
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    “Smells the butt of jeans to determine cleanliness.” I laughed out loud when I read that. Great list, and you know what, I’m not ashamed of any of them! Men are back!

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